T-Shirt Navy / XS
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Read Fast, Die Old T-Shirt

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If you ruined your eyes reading books in the dark when you were a kid... If you've stayed up all night to find out how it turns out... If you're working on your maddening labyrinth of books...

This one's for you.


This vibrant design comes printed on an eco-friendly, premium cotton tee from Bella + Canvas featuring soft, comfy, breathable fabric.

  • 100% superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Sustainably produced in low-waste facilities that use 7x less water
  • 100% sweatshop-free
  • Platinum-certified by WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed retail fit w/ shoulder taping (4.2 oz fabric)
  • Printed and fulfilled by Printful


Made for The Shortest Story in collaboration with designer Mathias Semmann!

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28